THE REAL MEANING OF A HORSE AD
(Jag skulle vilja lägga till "Irish-version", hahahaa!)

Har strukit under det som stod i Nellys annons och som folk sa om henne (där översättningen mer eller mindre stämmer, hahaha)

- Event Prospect:- Big, fast horse
- Dressage Prospect:- Big, slow horse
- Pleasure Prospect:- Pretty color
- Sporting Prospect:- Short, fast horse
- Barrel Prospect:- Fast horse which can turn
- Endurance Prospect:- Fast horse which will turn sometimes
- Show Jumper Prospect:- Fashion icon
- Hunted in Ireland:- suicide mission
- Fun for all the family:- All the family laugh their socks off while each member trys to stay on
- Jumps small fences:- Doesn’t jump big fences
- Jumps Coloured Poles:- Doesn’t Jump Fillers
- Been Cross Country:- Went for miles before he could be stopped
- Good at lateral work:- Spooks at everything
- Ideal Lead rein pony:- Don’t ever take it off
- Good all rounder:- Not particularaly good at anything
- Flashy:- White sock
- 15′2″ hh:- 14′3″ hh
- 16′2″ hh:- 15′3″ hh
- Big trot:- Can’t canter
- Nicely Started:- Lunges, but we don’t have enough insurance to ride him yet
- Bold:- Runaway
- Good Mover:- Runaway
- Atheletic:- Runaway
- Quiet:- Lame in both front legs
- Dead Quiet:- Lame in all four legs
- Good in Traffic (Bombproof):- Lame all around, deaf, and blind
- Pony type:- Small and hairy
- Arab Type:- Looks startled
- Thoroughbred Type:- Looks terrified
- Cob Type:- Fat
- Easy to catch:- Dead
- Elegant:- Thin
- Well-Mannered:- Hasn’t stepped on, run over, bit, or kicked anyone for a week
- Professionally Trained:- Hasn’t stepped on, run over, bit, or kicked anyone for a month
- For sale as no jockey – he’s killed everyone we’ve put on his back
- Cribs occasionally - cribs in the stable, in the field, when tied up, and sometimes even when being ridden
- No time to do justice – and no death wish, either!
- Not novice ride – velcro bums only need apply
- Loves children – but couldn’t eat a whole one
- Should Mature 16 hands :- Currently 14 hands, dam is 14′2, sire is 14′3, every horse in his pedigree back 18 generations is under 15 hands, but this horse will defy his DNA and grow.
- To Loving Home Only:- Expensive
- To Show Home Only:- Very Expensive
- To Good Home Only :- Not really for sale unless you can 1) Pay twice what he is worth 2) are willing to sign a 8 page legal document allowing current owner to tuck in bed every night
- For Sale Due to lack of Time:- Rider cannot afford to spend any more time in the hospital
- Any Vet Check Welcome:- Please pay for us to find out what the !@#$ is wrong with him!
- Recently Vetted:- Someone else found something really wrong with this horse.
- Must Sell:- Weekly running costs of horse has sent us into voluntary liquidation
- All Offers Considered:- Desperate to get rid
- Will consider loan:- Very Desperate to get rid

HAHAHA, jag skrattade så jag höll på att kikna när en av mina Irländska vänner la upp denna på Facebook, älskar sånt här - såeciellt när man känner igen sig, HAHAHAHA!